at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All the doctor said was why
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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