Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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