It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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