She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You were trust falling into bushes
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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