Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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