if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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