I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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