Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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