Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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