i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
That's intense
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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