Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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