I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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