in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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