Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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