a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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