Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
