they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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