Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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