So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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