Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Randomize
