Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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