I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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