sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
