Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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