you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
