are you so shy because you have an std?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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