we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
