I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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