I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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