my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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