Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he shaved USA in his pubs
This house was built for laser tag.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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