Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
