we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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