mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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