your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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