help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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