After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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