he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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