dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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