i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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