# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Blood and glitter go together right?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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