is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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