smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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