I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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