yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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