yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
