Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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