I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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