Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
