i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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