I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
