Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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