WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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