He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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