fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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