Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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